[Satire] Fetus Challenges its Mother to a Duel to the Death

A fetus has petitioned to grant its motion for trial by combat against its mother and her abortionist, "On the field of battle where (he) will rend their souls from their corporeal bodies."

The 20 week old fetus, which requested that it be referred to as baby, he, him, or Goliath the Destroyer, claims that his mother, Karen, has, "Destroyed him legally."
He requested the court give him 18 years "lead time" in order to become a legal adult and forge a katana.
Communication is via Morse Code, with the baby kicking Karen in the amniotic sac. This has led Karen to counter sue, charging Goliath the Destroyer with assault, battery, and trespassing. Incidentally in order to carry out the sentences of these charges would require Goliath to first be born.

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